You guys love me, but won’t tip me? Lame.

I had some dickhead ask me, hey didn’t you say you were gonna kill yourself around 2:30 tomorrow? No, dickhead! I’ve got another album to make!

peppered-saltine:

When Cartman was a teenager he started ignoring curfew more and more, and it got to the point Liane would start locking the front and back doors. Safe to say he leaned to respect curfew

dloeza:

crapped on ur desk dawg whats up with that

fairyetc:

@broflovskii Dude, are you seriously going all scene, Kahl? I’ve been seeing, like, a ton of drawings of you looking all emo and stuff. What’s up with that, huh?

Well, ya see, sometimes in Colorado, ol’ Jimbo lets me have a sip of beer when we’re out camping and I gotta take a dump in the woods. And you know what? I don’t give a damn!

sedativesz:

i hate a mf named kyle. or brian. kevin. or andrew. why is ur name so bland and aggravating at the same time